mr_damien_cat

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 17:06:43 GMT

oh hai!
still here, but hoomans dont let me alone often to get to the interwebs.
haz a photo of me and my minion. He not dead... yet.... just sleepin.

I dont usually share my throne with him, but it was cold. He is warm, so I share.

Fri, 16 Jun 2006 16:24:10 GMT

too...hot.....dying.....save.....me....

Mon, 08 May 2006 15:25:19 GMT

Humans are stupid.

for some reason they feel they have to wear things.

The lady minion of mine loves to make these garments. Not the common ordinary things I see most of you humans in; she makes an odd assortment of hardly wearable things...personally I think that just means she is not good at making them, but what do I know. I wouldnt wear any of it.
I thought that maybe she would benefit from my expertise and advice, so I tried to help out.

I even took off the annoying metal end so that she could use this thing properly.

...I dont know what these stupid humans would do without me.

Fri, 17 Mar 2006 23:48:59 GMT

See, look at me.
Im *always* in front. Im *always* first.

dont you EVER forget it. ANY of you.

Tue, 03 Jan 2006 02:27:21 GMT

yeah yeah yeah....

so all of you humans made a whole lot of noise the night before last, then the past few days you finished all the water.....
now get over it.
and feed me.

Thu, 21 Jul 2005 22:37:48 GMT

every time I try to nap some human puts me in stupid things:

what a nightmare we live in.

I'll get back at you, stupid humans!!!

But for now, Ghost and I need a nap.

Tue, 05 Jul 2005 02:51:27 GMT

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful

Fri, 17 Jun 2005 03:16:32 GMT

Today I was ignored some more. I think nobody loves me & they really dont pay enough attention to me in this house.

Silly people... dont they know the more they ignore me the louder I meow? I think I'm really starting to get to that Cara girl. I'm in a routine of waking up & running to her bedside as soon as I hear her rustling about in the morning & following her around until the moment she walks out the door. I love getting underfoot(which is pretty easy cause she's still groggy) & I throw in a few thousand "MEOW's" for good measure. I can almost see her blood boiling. heh heh heh. I'm E-VAL!

Then I go back to bed for the rest of the day (or until someone else wakes up that I can annoy) until its time to eat. And I think its time I devise a plan to get rid of that other cat. He's becoming a brat & they think he's more cute than ME!!! Just look at this disrespect:

I tried being nice to him & giving him a bath....

But Ghost was having nothing to do with me...

Fri, 10 Jun 2005 23:46:52 GMT

Just LOOK what I have to deal with EVERY DAY!

Fri, 10 Jun 2005 23:43:58 GMT

Hi, its me, your worst nightmare.